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sigsauer-ist:

ungoliantschilde:

FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.

oh fuck this is great

John Green is getting an honorary doctorate. Hank Green already has a Master’s.

thestoriesaremylife:

missingleftsock:

John and Hank will be THE DOCTOR and THE MASTER.

TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE THINKS THIS IS BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS.

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it’s time for a round of make john green find the thing

macromvontus:

theworksofegan:

Yeah, these are, uh, some nice leaves here, uh, very nice, don’t mind if I just—WAHAHAHAHA.

this is the best thing

macromvontus:

theworksofegan:

Yeah, these are, uh, some nice leaves here, uh, very nice, don’t mind if I just—WAHAHAHAHA.

this is the best thing

Deadpool versus AM2 [X]

izmia:

Gorgeous “brain” ads for Mercedes - Mercedes için muhteşem bir “beyin” reklamları

gooningparadise:

Pretend this is your penis sliding between my smooth lips.  Not too fast, but not too slow either.  Just enough pressure to keep it interesting, and definitely no penetration.  I could do this all day, how about you?

gooningparadise:

Pretend this is your penis sliding between my smooth lips.  Not too fast, but not too slow either.  Just enough pressure to keep it interesting, and definitely no penetration.  I could do this all day, how about you?